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IF YOU WERE LOOKING FOR THIS PLACE, THEN WELL DONE, YOU MADE IT. WE ARE STILL UNDER CONSTRUCTION HERE, BUT PLEASE MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME WHILST WE SLOWLY BUILD A NEW FUTURE TOGETHER, YOU AND I.

 

IT WON'T BE TOO LONG BEFORE EVERYTHING IS UP AND RUNNING, BUT TBH, FOR NOW, YOU'D BE BETTER OFF COMING BACK IN MONTHLY VISITS. THE WAY OF LIFE IS RELAXED IN BLADEVILLE. WE LIKE TO GET IT RIGHT, MAYBE YOU'RE LIKE US?  IF SO INSTEAD OF WAITING FOR US TO UPLOAD THE KIND OF STUFF YOU'D EXPECT; SOME COOL EATER VIDEO'S, PERHAPS? MAYBE SOME ANDY'S BLADE SHIT, OLD PICTURES, RARITIES, OR, OF COURSE THE PYSCHO SEXUAL, LESBIAN POETRY, THAT MADE ANDY BLADE THE HOUSEHOLD NAME HE IS TODAY, MAY I SUGGEST YOU CONSIDER SELLING YOUR SOUL TO THE DEVIL?

 

HERE ARE A FEW TRADING TIPS, SHOULD YOU WISH TO PROCEED . 

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Courtesy Dr  Touth. 

SET THE DEAL UP PROPERLY. There’s a right and wrong way to make contact with the Devil. The right way is to be alone in your room, close your eyes and say, “Satan, I summon you. I have a quality soul to sell if the price is right.” It may take dozens, even hundreds of tries but at all costs, avoid sounding desperate or needy. He’ll show up eventually.

 

​DEAL FROM A POSITION OF POWER. By far the biggest mistake people make is to underestimate how badly Satan wants their soul. It’s like precious gold to him and he’ll pay anything to get it. When he appears, get him to make the first offer, then up it.

 

 ​GET THE ABSOLUTE BEST. Remember, you’re going to burn in Hell forever. So no matter how badly off you are now, demand the best. For instance, even if you feel unlovable and desperate with loneliness, don’t just say, “I want the most gorgeous woman on earth and I want her to be madly in love with me.” Instead, add, “In fact, throw in 100 other women as well so I can pick and choose according to my mood.”

 

REMEMBER TO DEMAND THE LIFE-EXTENSION CLAUSE. Satan won’t tell you if you don’t ask but you can get a guarantee of 300 years of youthful life before you go to eternal damnation. Why enjoy a mere 75 or 80 years of reckless living when you can get 300?